I'm too Cool

"I never wanted to Dance with nobody but you!"

• Stomach issues dictated a day of rest. So rest, I did. I sipped ginger-ale and tried to imagine eating a food that didn't make my mouth water like I was going to vomit. 
• I brushed my teeth and rinsed my mouth 4 times during the course of the day - and it's not over yet.
• I came into possession of a 50 foot cable cord. There is now cable running from one end of the house to the other, right through the living room. I think it adds character.
• I have three bruises of varying sizes on my right knee. Two of them are dark purple and about the size of a fingernail. The one on top of my knee is the size of my palm and brownish/green. I have no idea how I got them.
• I watched "A Few Good Men" this morning for well over the 20th time. 
• I learned that excessive consumption of sugar free throat lozenges will cause you to have continuous and copious amounts of sludge like diarrhea. (And no, I'm not speaking from experience. It actually says that on the package!)