I have yet another " auntism " as I have taken to calling the little bizarre things my aunt says. This morning as she was standing in the living room getting ready to go to work we're having a conversation about dinner: Me : Remember, I probably won't be around for dinner. I really need to work on my drawing and I might have an errand or two. Aunt : Well, we'll see. I might feel like cooking or I might be going out with my friend. Me : Okay cool, but just -know- that I'll get my own dinner. (I've learned I have to be really specific and repeat myself to get the point across) Aunt : Well...we'll see. At least we have water! With this she walks out the door. I'm left standing there looking stupefied. I think I should also create a list of bizarre occurrences that happen around me. Here are just a few that would be put on it. I'm in K-Mart looking for a plain polo shirt to wear to work. I turn around and see a young girl in her 20's wearing a...