Miscommunication

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I think I get asked "Where is the restroom" more often than anything else. Somehow, people always miss the pet section too. Some people who ask me where the pet section is, shouldn't be shopping in the pet section, (in my opinion), so I send them to the contraceptive aisle. A little hinting never hurt anyone. 
I also find I have a hard time understanding people. I have a fabulous example:

Guest: "Excuse me."
Me: "Yo!" (Totally kidding. I actually raised one eyebrow and said in a very southern drawl, "yyeessss??"
Guest: "Can you tell me where your claw rocks is?"
Me: "What?"
Guest: "CLAW ROCKS" 
Me: "No, I heard you. I don't understand. Are you looking for a kind of rock?"
Guest: (With a look that could wilt flowers) YOUR BLEACH!!
Me: "Oooohhhhhh Clorox!!"

I laughed for a good 5 minutes straight. Work is work. I don't mind it at all actually. It keeps me busy and it's mindless. I love not taking it home with me. I have fun with it too. I think you have to have fun with everything you do. Seriousness is for goobs.  

Comments

  1. Anonymous6:27 AM

    Yeah, I'm sorry about mom there. She's still learning her way around the english language. Next up, the difference between CAHCHOOP and ketchup babysteps.

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