My Syndrome

I've been a little behind lately. My hair is growing very long and blocking my view of what is right in front of me.
A week or so ago the subject of concave chests came up at work. This syndrome was thrown out there and now I can't get it out of my head. I know it sounds like a simple case of hypochondria, but this one is nagging at me. Of all of the "indicators" the ones in red are ones that I have...

• Aortic aneurysm or dilation
• Arachnodactyly
• GERD
• Bicuspid aortic valve
• Cysts
• Cystic medial necrosis
• Degenerative disk disease
• Deviated septum
• Dural ectasia
• Early cataracts
• Early glaucoma
• Early osteoarthritis
• Ectopia lentis
• Emphysema

• Eye iris coloboma
• Above-average height
• Heart palpitations
• Hernias
• High palate
• Hypermobility of the joints
• Kyphosis (hunched back)
• Leaky heart valve
• Malocclusion
• Micrognathia (small lower jaw)
• Mitral valve prolapse
• Myopia (near sightedness)

• Obstructive lung disease
• Osteopenia (low bone density)
• Pectus carinatum or excavatum
• Pes planus (flat feet)
• Pneumothorax (collapsed lung)
• Retinal detachment
• Scoliosis
• Sleep apnea
• Stretch marks not from pregnancy or obesity
• Teeth crowded
• "Narrow, thin face"
• Temporomandibular joint disorder (TMD)

Anyway. I plan to slow down for a second. Hopefully I will get to update a bit more. I'd like to get off the roller coaster please.