Another Auntism and further bizarre occurences

I have yet another "auntism" as I have taken to calling the little bizarre things my aunt says. This morning as she was standing in the living room getting ready to go to work we're having a conversation about dinner:
Me: Remember, I probably won't be around for dinner. I really need to work on my drawing and I might have an errand or two.
Aunt: Well, we'll see. I might feel like cooking or I might be going out with my friend.
Me: Okay cool, but just -know- that I'll get my own dinner. (I've learned I have to be really specific and repeat myself to get the point across)
Aunt: Well...we'll see. At least we have water!
With this she walks out the door. I'm left standing there looking stupefied.
I think I should also create a list of bizarre occurrences that happen around me. Here are just a few that would be put on it.

• I'm in K-Mart looking for a plain polo shirt to wear to work. I turn around and see a young girl in her 20's wearing a white, full body rabbit costume complete with a pink fuzzy tail and sipping a cherry icee, browsing the clearance rack. It wouldn't really be a weird occurrence since it's so close to Easter except this happened at the end of February.
• I pull into a gas station and vaguely register there is a person sitting in the passenger seat in the vehicle next to me. No big deal. However, after purchasing my coffee I walk back to my car and realize the vehicle is still parked next to me. The 'passenger' just so happens to be a HUMAN SIZED Superman doll strapped to the passenger seat and seat-belted in. I also notice at this time the car is plastered in superman stickers. I look around and quickly get in my car.
• I'm driving home from work one afternoon. I'm behind a white SUV when all of the sudden the driver rolls down his window and sticks his arm WAY out there. At first I thought he was flipping someone off because the gesture was so aggressive. On the contrary, he was holding a bagel and making little airplane movements with his arm. It was a rather large bagel too. This went on for more than a mile.