Horrible Dreams
I've quite possibly had the most disturbing and horrible dream that I have EVER had. *wrinkles nose* It's awful to even re-tell it. I hate when dreams are so REALISTIC and VIVID. It makes them incredibly hard to forget! So here it goes...I've warned you it's nasty!
I'm at work and carrying a chart down the hall. When I get to the rack (where the charts go) I get a leg cramp...much like a charlie horse. It's very painful and I bend down to massage it. As I'm rubbing my leg I feel a knot forming. I kind of panic, but not too bad. I walk back down to the office but by the time I get there the whole calf is swollen and pulsing and there is little beads of sweat. I sit down immediately and Joanna starts freaking out. "I have to go get a doctor!" She says and runs down the hall. My leg is continuing to swell and it's very nasty looking. The Dr. comes down and sees it. His eyes widen and in a nervous voice he says, "We have to cut it open to relieve the pressure." But he's just standing there! Summer, from across the hall, runs over with her finger nail clippers and with the sharp edge (that you clean under you fingernails with and push the cuticles down) she slices my leg open straight down the back. It's down to the bone and air comes rushing out with this horribly rotten smell. There is no blood but the skin just opens up and there lays my bone and muscles and tendons. But that's not all. There is rotten broccoli and a yellow substance that looks like chunky vomit just packed into my leg and it's slowly oozing out. I'm so disgusted but I reach in and sort of scoop it out. At that point I woke up.
I'm at work and carrying a chart down the hall. When I get to the rack (where the charts go) I get a leg cramp...much like a charlie horse. It's very painful and I bend down to massage it. As I'm rubbing my leg I feel a knot forming. I kind of panic, but not too bad. I walk back down to the office but by the time I get there the whole calf is swollen and pulsing and there is little beads of sweat. I sit down immediately and Joanna starts freaking out. "I have to go get a doctor!" She says and runs down the hall. My leg is continuing to swell and it's very nasty looking. The Dr. comes down and sees it. His eyes widen and in a nervous voice he says, "We have to cut it open to relieve the pressure." But he's just standing there! Summer, from across the hall, runs over with her finger nail clippers and with the sharp edge (that you clean under you fingernails with and push the cuticles down) she slices my leg open straight down the back. It's down to the bone and air comes rushing out with this horribly rotten smell. There is no blood but the skin just opens up and there lays my bone and muscles and tendons. But that's not all. There is rotten broccoli and a yellow substance that looks like chunky vomit just packed into my leg and it's slowly oozing out. I'm so disgusted but I reach in and sort of scoop it out. At that point I woke up.
You see...this makes me feel completely nauseated. x.x; I happen to be very fond of broccoli but this...this is just too much. Ugh! Then again, you have this habit of scooping things out in reality as well. I'm not going to go into the blood bogger story. Both of these make my throat feel like it's closing in on itself...*g-GAG*
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