A Funny Story
Yesterday, Bailey and I decided to take a walk. A seven mile walk in a state park to be exact. We got lost and ended up walking over 10 miles. I'm not sure if that number is correct, but that is what it felt like!
I know that when you get lost, the sanest option is to back track. We were both sweaty and tired and just wanted to find the car. I was smart enough to pack water for us both, so we were good on that front. While we were walking with out heads down, we came upon a woman. She was lost as well. She said she was going to walk with us in the hopes that I knew where I was going. I said that was alright with me. Looking back, I couldn't have made any other choice. I couldn't tell her that she had to find her own way. There is only one way out after all. However, I very quickly realized the situation I got myself into :
Lady: "So, since you are my 'angel' that is saving me from being lost, I have to ask... Are you saved in the name of Jesus Christ?"
Silence......
Me: "Yeah, yep. Sure am! Me and Jesus go way back!" (She looks at me disbelievingly and I hunch my shoulders in acceptance of that fact that I am going to be witnessed to. It was an hour and half walk back, so I will only retell the highlights.)
I know that when you get lost, the sanest option is to back track. We were both sweaty and tired and just wanted to find the car. I was smart enough to pack water for us both, so we were good on that front. While we were walking with out heads down, we came upon a woman. She was lost as well. She said she was going to walk with us in the hopes that I knew where I was going. I said that was alright with me. Looking back, I couldn't have made any other choice. I couldn't tell her that she had to find her own way. There is only one way out after all. However, I very quickly realized the situation I got myself into :
Lady: "So, since you are my 'angel' that is saving me from being lost, I have to ask... Are you saved in the name of Jesus Christ?"
Silence......
Me: "Yeah, yep. Sure am! Me and Jesus go way back!" (She looks at me disbelievingly and I hunch my shoulders in acceptance of that fact that I am going to be witnessed to. It was an hour and half walk back, so I will only retell the highlights.)
- The New King James version of the Bible is the only 'true' version. Jesus had it written in English so that English speaking people would understand it. All other versions containing 'stars' are actually guiding people to worship the devil.
- Evolution isn't real. It's a myth and there is no scientific proof of it existing. Dinosaurs were reptiles that grew for 900 years. There was a body of water in our atmosphere that separated us from God. He released the water, which caused the flood and caused humans and animals to live a shorter life span. Therefore, dinosaurs stopped existing.
- The Antichrist is probably a homosexual.
- The Jehovah witnesses have it wrong in thinking that 144, 000 of them are going to be saved during the Rapture. It's going to be 144, 000 Jewish virgin men who are going to realize the error of their ways and convert.
I'm not making any of this up.
I did however get a pretty cool picture out of the walk. They do 'burns' on the grounds of the state park to encourage new under growth occasionally. I came upon such an area. I wanted myself to be blurry and everything else in focus as well as a tilted angle. I think the result has a menacing feel to it. I like it.
