Tennessee Musings
Took a quick trip up to the Volunteer State. Just a few days, a little break.
Observations and happenings:
I do NOT like Chattanooga. At All.
I think humans in traffic are amusing. Say you're stuck in traffic, stop and go and it takes 20 minutes to go 2 miles. There are 3 outcomes to this:
#1 - The traffic magically disappears and you are on your way. This pisses you off. You are LITERALLY looking around for a reason for being stopped in the first place. You are basically enraged at the invisible 'cause' of your delay and more so because you can not SEE the cause.
#2 - A minor fender bender. This causes an even larger rage at the drivers around you: "ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS IS WHAT WE ARE SLOWING DOWN FOR? Rubbernecking rednecks."
#3 - A serious accident. "Oh Hank, would you look at that!! Oh my lord, I hope everyone is okay. Oh, I'm gonna pray for them." No rage. You have been successfully justified for being stuck in traffic.
Hilarious.
I got my hair cut - short again.
I think my hair stylist was over medicated
The movie Arrival was very slow and I walked out completely confused at the end. Fucking time travel messing with my head.
Went to the clinic. It was very surreal. Everything was the same. The people were the same and doing the same things as when I left.
I want to get a Nintendo Classic system for the boys and it's become a mission
I'm going to Kentucky tomorrow
Having coffee tomorrow with an old friend. A little creeped out at her enthusiasm
Glad I came
Observations and happenings:
I do NOT like Chattanooga. At All.
I think humans in traffic are amusing. Say you're stuck in traffic, stop and go and it takes 20 minutes to go 2 miles. There are 3 outcomes to this:
#1 - The traffic magically disappears and you are on your way. This pisses you off. You are LITERALLY looking around for a reason for being stopped in the first place. You are basically enraged at the invisible 'cause' of your delay and more so because you can not SEE the cause.
#2 - A minor fender bender. This causes an even larger rage at the drivers around you: "ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS IS WHAT WE ARE SLOWING DOWN FOR? Rubbernecking rednecks."
#3 - A serious accident. "Oh Hank, would you look at that!! Oh my lord, I hope everyone is okay. Oh, I'm gonna pray for them." No rage. You have been successfully justified for being stuck in traffic.
Hilarious.
I got my hair cut - short again.
I think my hair stylist was over medicated
The movie Arrival was very slow and I walked out completely confused at the end. Fucking time travel messing with my head.
Went to the clinic. It was very surreal. Everything was the same. The people were the same and doing the same things as when I left.
I want to get a Nintendo Classic system for the boys and it's become a mission
I'm going to Kentucky tomorrow
Having coffee tomorrow with an old friend. A little creeped out at her enthusiasm
Glad I came
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