Shoe Surprises
Creeeepy!
Yesterday morning I was putting my tennis shoes on. I, therefore, had socks on. I put my foot into the left shoe and felt something near my toes. This isn’t unusual. My cat has a tendency to get little bits of paper or will steal a Q-tip and I often find them in my shoe. I wiggled my toes thinking it was that or maybe a rock. I take my shoe back off and turn it upside down, shaking it….EXPECTING something harmless to fall out. But instead I get this:
Yeah! I then tried to get my cat to attack and kill it while a squirmed and wiggled in utter disgust. I had touched it with my sock-covered toe! I kept saying to myself, “You had socks on. You would have felt it bite…right? It would have hurt. I don’t think it bit me. It didn’t bite me…..are my toes going numb?” I had to laugh at myself at this point.
The test went well yesterday. The most painful thing was being rubbed with sandpaper. Yeah, it sounds about as pleasant as it feels. I still have red marks from where my skin is so sensitive. Especially on my chest area! OUCH! The doc said my heart rate increased faster than one would normally but he didn’t think it was anything to worry about. Specialists always seem so blasé about things. You have to be dying or have two hearts to get any kind of expression or emotion other than a polite bored-ness.
My sister’s birthday is a little over a week away and I still have NO IDEA what to get her. I love the holiday season but it seems like everyone I know is born around Christmas. People just didn’t know how to plan births. Spring and summer birthdays are the best. Everyone should be born then. NO ONE should be born in November, December, or January. It’s a law I’m going to pass when I become World Ruler.
Yesterday morning I was putting my tennis shoes on. I, therefore, had socks on. I put my foot into the left shoe and felt something near my toes. This isn’t unusual. My cat has a tendency to get little bits of paper or will steal a Q-tip and I often find them in my shoe. I wiggled my toes thinking it was that or maybe a rock. I take my shoe back off and turn it upside down, shaking it….EXPECTING something harmless to fall out. But instead I get this:
Yeah! I then tried to get my cat to attack and kill it while a squirmed and wiggled in utter disgust. I had touched it with my sock-covered toe! I kept saying to myself, “You had socks on. You would have felt it bite…right? It would have hurt. I don’t think it bit me. It didn’t bite me…..are my toes going numb?” I had to laugh at myself at this point.
The test went well yesterday. The most painful thing was being rubbed with sandpaper. Yeah, it sounds about as pleasant as it feels. I still have red marks from where my skin is so sensitive. Especially on my chest area! OUCH! The doc said my heart rate increased faster than one would normally but he didn’t think it was anything to worry about. Specialists always seem so blasé about things. You have to be dying or have two hearts to get any kind of expression or emotion other than a polite bored-ness.
My sister’s birthday is a little over a week away and I still have NO IDEA what to get her. I love the holiday season but it seems like everyone I know is born around Christmas. People just didn’t know how to plan births. Spring and summer birthdays are the best. Everyone should be born then. NO ONE should be born in November, December, or January. It’s a law I’m going to pass when I become World Ruler.
Oh I wouldn't have it ever! Speaking for someone who has a birthday on the very last day of the year...I wont allow you to pass that law...E V E R ! ! ! !
ReplyDeleteMAAAN that spider picture creeps me out only because you said he was the size of a quarter and I just can't imagine this big old chunky thing in your shoe. EW EW EW!!!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR HEART!!!!! They can't keep a secret from you about if you're ok or not. If he said you're ok, then you're ok. SMILE and stop being paranoid, little lady!