Rainy

It finally stormed today. I am so happy. If it doesn't rain for a while here, things start to build up. I think it's the humidity. It does crazy things!! Unfortunately this meant we were slow at work. So slow that there were only two of us. So slow that we looked up the mating habits of turtles. We took crazy pictures of each other with our cell phones and played with a paper football, very much like we used to in high school. Ice cubes, pieces of okra, garlic flavored croutons and french fries became weapons. I won't even get into the towel snapping. I understand why idol hands are the devil's playground.

I got palmed a tip for the first time EVER tonight!! I felt cool for a second until I realized the utter silliness of the situation. Then I had to look around to make sure that no one could see my goofy grin. (I hope I'm using that term correctly. I mean an older gentleman shook my hand and had a bill (the tip) in his palm, which was then transferred to mine when ever the handshake was completed.) A bit unnecessary but I don't care HOW I can get it, just as long as I get it.

I've never gotten asked so many times "WHY" I've colored my hair. I think that means that people don't really like it. A table full of golfers asked me if I did it to "get back at my parents". I said, "No, I did it so people like you would ask me why". I smiled sweetly and proclaimed "Mission Accomplished"!! Don't worry, they were past tipsy and entering slobberville. I guess they must not have HATED it though, they offered me their room key so I could swim while they played golf. My response? "You have a pool in your room"?! Good tippers, lol.