Why?

Dark Road by Annie Lennox
Grudge by Alanis

Why do you keep looking?

Random Conversations I've had this week:

  • My dental hygienist said that I had beautiful hands and that I should be a hand model. I feel that's like the judges on American Idol telling a contestant they like their shirt. 
  • Sitting next to a young guy at a job interview: 
    • Him: So you don't have any pockets.
    • Me looking down at the ID and phone I'm holding. "Nope, no pockets kind of pants."
    • Him: Not even like secret ones?
    • Me looking at him for any non-verbal ques of seriousness. "No, not even secret ones."
    • Him: Man, another downer for being a chic, huh? But I know some girls that can just pull stuff out of their pants, like a bunch of stuff. Cause they have secret pockets on the inside. I could never be a girl. I couldn't wear pants with no pockets.
    • Me:  ................
    • Him: ..............
  • My father to whom I haven't spoken to in many months
    • Him: So what soccer team am I cheering for?
    • Me: WTF?! ....... That's how... Oh my god I have the social skills of my father.
    • Me: The Tigers... Hi 
  • TA asking me what kind of reaction we are doing.
    • Me: A radioactive one
    • TA: Well obviously, you're holding a Geiger counter.

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