Man Child

By far, hands down, the worst day of my job to date. All because of 1 man-child co-worker. I won't go into the numerous reasons, let's just do cliff's notes:
Him: "I'm gonna go get a drink at the gas station, you want anything?"
Me: "No, thank you."
Note: This gas station is literally 0.5 miles away.
1 hour later he comes sashaying into the guard shack with krispy kreme donuts and two frozen drink concoctions. I could turn my back on his unsavory devouring of such things but couldn't block out the sound no matter how hard I tried.
Him: "I told on you for letting the kids on, so if you get reamed, that's why. He He"
Me: **Blink**
Him: "I'm just going to put my sunglasses on because I have a lazy eye."
This after he's been in my presence for 7 hours with no sunglasses.
He proceeds to lay back in the office chair as if it's a lazy boy recliner and fall promptly to sleep.
I record a good 4 minutes on my cell phone before kicking the back of his chair. I did consider kicking it over but I did the calculations and I'm just not that strong.
He sits up highly offended and looks at me questioningly.
Me: "Dude, you can't sleep on the job!!"
Him: "Why not? You're here and it's not like I snore."
I got up and left the shack, took a very long walk and got some pictures.
I usually have more patience but I haven't been sleeping well and I think I'm completely stressed about my project.

Caiden is a total chick magnet. I felt like John Travolta in "Look Who's Talking". He will say hi very politely to anyone who passes and they stop and say hi and then he asks them their name and he responds with his name, very outgoing and lovely and they just eat it up. Then... he says, let's see your muscles!! (We've been telling him that eating vegetables and meat will give him muscles and make him very strong. He's a very, very! picky eater. Eat's like a bird) Anyway, they love it and show him their muscles and then he flexes both of his arms and says, I have muscles too!! They look at me highly amused and totally smitten. I'm all like... I know, right??

Summer days, loving it.